Thursday 29 December 2011

ARCHIVE: Metropolitan Police v Ashford Town. Ryman League Division 1 South. August 2005.


Metropolitan Police   2       Ashford Town   1


from Your Milton Keynes Correspondent




I’m pleased to be able to report on the first game of a new season. It’s an occasion when most clubs’ fans, players and officials set out with a sense of optimism – “If you can’t be optimistic at the start of the season, then …….” – but the mood at The Homelands ain’t exactly bullish at present. This might have something to do with the fact that, after slumping last season to easily the worst league position the Club has ever achieved, avoiding relegation to the Kent League by one point, we’ve promptly lost just about all the quality players we had: Whitehouse, Gardner, Bower, Jones, O’Brien, Evans, Blackman. Marc Cumberbatch is the one notable exception !



Efforts to rebuild the squad with new, quality players were scuppered when the bailiffs moved in during the Summer, and threatened the very existence of the Club – but, to use one of Tim Thorogood’s expressions, “That’s football, and we move on”. The problem is that Tim yet again starts a campaign with one leg tied behind his back, going to war with a mixture of last season’s under-achievers, a handful of last year’s promising ressies and 14 or 15 young trialists.



Our fate this season will probably depend to a large extent on the coaching skills that John Cumberbatch, now Joint Manager, can bring to the management team. On the bright side, whilst our main problem last year was an appalling lack of continuity, there’s no reason why that should be the case this season. Ominously, though, John has started to play down expectations at a very early stage, warning that our young and inexperienced squad will take time to find their feet. Maybe it’s because he’s seen the fixture list !  After today’s very tough opening against The Met, three of the next five league games are against teams that came down from the Premier Division last year!



This is probably our last trip to Imber Court for a league match, since the further reorganisation of the non-league pyramid for next season means that there will be six divisions at our level, instead of four, so we’re likely to lose most of these South-West London fixtures and be placed in a division made up of Kent, Sussex and South-East London clubs.



The first task on arriving at the ground was to get to grips with the team line-up, as there were bound to be one or two new faces – actually, there were seven new names, with Tom Adlington and Joby Thorogood being the only survivors from the 16-man squad attending the corresponding fixture last season. Jani Seitsonen is now our first-choice goal-keeper, now that John Whitehouse has joined the ex-Ashford colony at Tunbridge Wells. With Tom Ad at No.2, we have a new No.3, in Kennickson Jarret-Elliott, a recent arrival with, apparently, a reputation for being a class act at this level almost as long as his name. Alongside Marc Cumberbatch in central midfield we now have Lynvall Duncan, who has been the subject of good reports from pre-season friendlies. Up front we had Joby Thorogood and Shaun Bradshaw, with the midfield four being, from right to left, John-Paull Collier, Richard Boorman, Eddie Achoko and Ian Ross. John-Paull, who really does spell his name like that, is an 18 year-old who has previously played for Erith & Belvedere. I don’t have much information on Richard Boorman, but he’s a strong-looking lad, who had a reasonable game. (Joffy Thorogood was at the ground, but was unable to play, having picked up an injury during the final pre-season friendly, on Monday). Ian Ross, as the new Club Captain, wore the skipper’s arm band – the automatic choice as captain, of course, fitness permitting. On the bench we had some more unfamiliar names in Jazhel Bonaparte and Mark Banks, alongside Solomon Henry, Terry McCann and reserve ‘keeper Sean Glover.



Thankfully, the lads with the longest names all have more manageable shortened versions: for Jarret-Elliott, John-Paul and Jazhel Bonaparte, read Kenny, J-P and Jazzy, respectively.



Both teams started at a good tempo, with our boys looking encouragingly sharp – and we nearly made a dream start. After only two minutes, Marc Cumberbatch found himself completely unmarked at a corner, but was unable to prevent his header from going over the bar. The Boys in Blue also had a couple of half-chances early on. In the fifth minute, big centre-forward Rob Haworth – who probably never gets called “Rita” - had a snap-shot from long range which went over the bar, then good inter-play between Haworth and Kevin Cooper, after 14 minutes, ended with a shot from Haworth that needed a save from Jani Seitsonen at the near post.



A minute later, the Met Police, playing in all blue, as a contrast to Ashford’s all yellow strip, took the lead. The Ashford defence failed to clear their lines, and conceded a corner. The resulting cross was deep to the corner of the 6-yard box, and Dave Newman managed to hoike the ball back into the centre – Kevin Cooper headed the ball into the net from almost under the bar. This was a shame, as the goal came slightly against the run of play.



Ashford tried to respond in the 18th minute, with a flowing move down the left: Eddie Achoko to Ian Ross, to Joby Thorogood. Joby cut inside, but his weak shot went well wide, from about 20 yards out. After 21 minutes, however, Joby made amends by becoming our top scorer for the season. A corner on the left was taken by J-P Collier. Again, the Police defence failed to pick up Marc Cumberbatch, who headed the ball towards the far post, and Joby stooped low – even for him – to turn the ball into the net with his head. One all !



Kenny Jarret-Elliott had a few shaky moments during the game – not that we’ll be too hard on him on his debut ! – and the first of these came in the 28th minute. A low cross came in from the left, and Kenny’s attempt at a clearance went straight to Rob Haworth, but Jani Seitsonen was easily able to save his weak shot at goal. A minute later, Jani had a little more to do, when Kevin Cooper ran onto a through-ball from Craig Brown, into the Ashford area; this time it was a firmer shot that Seitsonen saved, turning the ball behind for a corner.



It was encouraging that, whilst the home side’s attacks tended to start with an almightly hoof upfield from goalkeeper Stuart MacKenzie, Ashford tried to pass the ball around, and a good move put Joby through on goal in the 36th minute. Unfortunately, (and not for the first time), Joby’s finishing was found wanting, as his shot went tamely wide.



There was a booking for either side at about this time. The Blues’ Dave Newman was the first to be cautioned, for a late tackle on J-P in the 32nd minute, whilst Shaun Bradshaw was booked after committing a foul in the 39th minute, but I’m pretty sure that the card was shown for his protest at the decision.



There were some heartening signs of an understanding developing between our two front men – such as in the 42nd minute, when Shaun flicked the ball on to release Joby down the right. Joby was hustled off the ball by the home defence, but managed to win a corner. This was taken by Ian Ross, on the right, but MacKenzie came out to catch comfortably. Two minutes later, Joby tried to be the provider for Shaun – approaching the Police area from the left, he squared the ball to Bradshaw in the area, but Shaun’s left-foot shot was saved by MacKenzie, diving to his right, on the line.



So the boys went in at half time all square, and thoroughly deserved to be level. The main questions for the second half were whether Ashford’s young team would tire in the later stages of the game, and whether the home side would improve on its fairly sluggish first-half performance.



The second of those questions was answered immediately, as, straight from the kick-off, The Met spread the ball long, out to the right wing. Craig Brown crossed the ball high into the centre, but Leon Johnson’s header went over the bar. Obviously there had been some words spoken in the home dressing room – the Blues management might also have picked up on the fact that Jani doesn’t command his 6-yard box as well as he might.



Five minutes after the break, Ashford had their first free-kick in a dangerous position – Joby, with his back to goal, had been flattened by a defender. Skipper Ian Ross took responsibility for the kick, taking it early, hoping to catch the ‘keeper napping, but MacKenzie made a comfortable save. Three minutes later, Eddie Achoko – who seems to be an improved player, compared to last year – struck a good shot from a long way out, but MacKenzie was again not troubled to make a save.



The boys continued to match the home side up to the hour mark, but then started to get sloppy and lose possession, and as a consequence the home side gradually started to get on top. In the 61st minute, The Met really should have taken the lead. A long, cross-field ball found Leon Johnson on the left; he had all the time in the world to square the ball to Kevin Cooper, who, from ten yards out, placed his kick to Jani’s right. Our Finnish goalie – who’s actually a South London boy – saved on the line with his foot, and Rob Haworth, following up, managed to fluff the chance by standing on the ball !  Ashford’s reprieve lasted only three minutes – a deep cross from left-to-right was side-footed in, on the volley, by Craig Brown, and the Police were ahead. Inevitably, a question has to be raised about the whereabouts of our left-back, but it’s early days, and there’s plenty of time to get the defence sorted out.



Having gone behind, we never really looked likely to get back on level terms, although, in the 66th minute, Shaun Bradshaw and Joby Thorogood linked up well, Shaun playing Joby in with a diagonal pass. Our No.9 cut inside, putting the ball onto his weaker left foot, and, off balance, he could do no more than scuff the ball tamely wide.



In an effort to force home the advantage, Police Manager Jim Cooper made a double substitution – Jon Daly and John Hampshire being sent on in place of Paul Sears and Ian Batten. Tim Thorogood responded, two minutes later, by replacing J-P Collier with Soly Henry, in his first first, and only, substitution.



This did nothing to change the pattern of the game, though, as the home side maintained its grip. In the 70th minute, The Met won a corner on the right, after Rossi managed to block a cross. This was taken by Leon Johnson, whose cross was met by substitute Daly, with a powerful header – Jani made a good save, catching the ball cleanly, but, if the header had been placed a yard either side of him, it would have been 3-1. In the 82nd minute, shortly after Rob Tarrant had replaced Rob Haworth, John Hampshire chipped a ball through to Craig Brown, who once again beat the off-side trap, but he pulled his shot across the face of goal.



There were some counter-attacks at the other end, but Mackenzie in the Blues’ goal was never seriously tested. In the 84th minute, Joby Thorogood ran onto a through-ball from Richard Boorman, but his first-time shot was pretty weak. Shortly after, Joby ran onto a through-ball from Sol Henry, but was flagged off-side. After our comeback with two late goals in the friendly on Monday night, there was always the hope that we could emulate the feat, and the boys never gave up, but it wasn’t to be. Ashford’s final chance, in the 91st minute – shortly after Jani Seitsonen had done well to save a curling shot from Rob Tarrant – fell to Tom Adlington, with a chance to cross from the right, but his effort turned out to be little more than a back-pass to the home goal-keeper.



So a flying start to the season for the Metropolitan Police, and something at last for their Club President, Sir Ian Blair, to smile about this week !  I personally couldn’t raise a smile until I got into the bar, to discover that, whilst we started last season with a 5-1 defeat away to AFC Wimbledon, today it was Folkestone’s turn to get a first-day thrashing at the hands of The Dons – this time it was 4-1 !



In spite of going away empty handed – which, let’s face it, was what most of us expected – there was a lot of encouragement that John and Tim could take from this performance. Our young team matched The Met for an hour, and there was no hint that the two teams had finished 16 places apart at the end of last season. It was a fairly solid team performance, with no individual really standing out, but nobody really had a bad game.



There was, though, a pretty strong consensus among the few away supporters in the stand, and in the bar, after the game: we need more power up front, preferably from someone who’s big enough and strong enough to be a target man. (And, of course, a 25-goals-a-season man would be nice !). Joby and Shaun linked well on occasions today, but both would be more effective if they had a big man to play off ! 

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