Croydon 0
Ashford United 4
From Ashford United’s Milton Keynes Correspondent
Today’s
trip to the Croydon Sports Arena, to take on Croydon, was a monumental occasion
for Ashford United Football Club. All Ashford fans will know what the situation
was in the League, as we approached the penultimate game of the season. Ashford
United and Crowborough Athletic were neck and neck, on points, but with Ashford
having a goal difference that was so far superior to that of The Crows that two
wins from the final two matches would give Ashford their first championship
since 1949.
So
two hurdles to negotiate, then, and, with Rochester United coming to Homelands
on the final game of the season, today’s game was expected to be by far the
more difficult for Ashford. Croydon have had a very solid, mid-table season,
and have pulled off some notable victories – including a win against
Crowborough, quite recently, which helped our cause a great deal ! The Trams were also fresh from a 6-2 victory
in their previous game, on Easter Monday, so, all week, I had been anticipating
this game with a certain amount of trepidation.
What
I could not have known, of course, was that the home side would be simply
dreadful throughout the whole of the 90 minutes. Their apparent disinterest
almost matched their incompetence, so that what was meant to be a major test
for the visitors turned out to be as close to a formality as you are likely to
see in a match between two teams from the same league. It was a fairly “ugly”
performance from Ashford, and some of the players occasionally looked a little
embarrassed to be there – but concentration levels rarely faltered, and the
lads got the job done, with few alarms.
Another
general observation I will make is that this was comfortably the worst game
that I have seen this season, and a candidate for being one of the worst games
involving Ashford of all time – but, in common with most of the good number of
away fans in attendance, who made up the vast majority of the crowd of 108, my
focus was on nothing more than the result, this afternoon.
A
contributing factor to how poor the game was, as a footballing feast, was the
state of the pitch. I love coming to Croydon Arena. I have been doing so since
the 2004-5 season, (when Croydon beat us 2-1, and Byron Glasgow scored our only
goal with a brilliant, curling free-kick). There is always a great view from
the large stand, and I find the fact that the pitch is surrounded by an
athletics track to merely add to the variety of life at this level of football.
The people here are always friendly and helpful, but I can’t hide the truth
that the playing surface was very bumpy, and bare patches could be seen from
halfway up the stand.
In
fairness to Danny Lye and his boys, I think that Ashford summed up the
situation of the pitch pretty well, as, at no stage did they try to get the
ball down and play pretty football. Ashford seemed to have three main modes of
scoring, this afternoon. There was the long ball aimed in the direction of the tall
twin strikers (Adrian Stone and Shaun Welford), there was a whole succession of
Shaun Welford long throws into the goal mouth, and there were frequent quite
appalling kick-outs from the Croydon goalkeeper.
The
identity of the Croydon goalkeeper was the first surprise of the day, as he was
listed as being Jeff Duah-Kessie, who started the day as the fourth-highest
goal scorer in the Southern Counties East Football League. I had considered him
to be a major potential obstacle to Ashford United’s title ambitions. I later
found out that he was being used as an emergency goalie, in the absence of
other options for the home side. The need for such a drastic reorganisation might
go some way to explaining The Trams’ distinctly end-of-term performance, this
afternoon.
There
were some relatively minor surprises in the Ashford line-up. With George Savage
on the bench, skipper Stuart West played at right-back, in a solid, 4-4-2
formation. Richard Armitage took West’s place in central defence, alongside Pat
Kingwell, with Frazer “Dad’s Army” Walker at left-back. Danny Lye opted for
just the one wide man, in Rory Hill, leaving Ryan Palmer on the bench. The men
entrusted with controlling the midfield for Ashford were Ben Davisson, Dan
Stubbs and Jason Goodchild, who today showed his versatility, in a fairly deep
central midfield role. Given the nature of the game, it was difficult for any
one player to stand out above the rest, (Shaun Welford, with his hat-trick, notwithstanding),
but, if I were forced to name a Man of the Match, then Dan Stubbs would
probably be the one. He did a lot of good work in breaking up the few attacks
that Croydon tried to put together, and passed the ball as well as anybody, in
difficult conditions. The presence of this strong, three-man midfield enabled
Rory Hill to get forward to support the front two, so it might be argued that
Ashford were often actually playing in a 4-3-3.
Ashford’s
bench was very strong, today. As well as Savage George and Ryan Palmer, there
was defensive cover in the shape of Joe Vines, plus arguably our two most
talented players: young Millwall star Matt Day and David Botterill.
One
thing which Ashford did well today was to take control of the game, and
dominate possession, right from the start. It should also be said that the
long-ball tactic was fairly successful, with passes from deep twice putting
Adrian Stone through on goal, during the first half, but Adrianho was not in
great finishing form, this afternoon. In fact, including the occasion when one
of Duah-Kessie’s goal-kicks went straight to him, he had three one-on-one
situations in the first 45 minutes, and should have had a hat-trick.
However,
it was a Stone v Duah-Kessie situation that led to Ashford’s opening goal, in
the 21st minute. Although Adrianho’s attempted lob was readily
beaten away by the ‘keeper, Shaun Welford caught up with the loose ball, only
to be clumsily bundled over by the pursuing Duah-Kessie. The young referee, who
had a pretty sound game, had no hesitation in pointing to the penalty spot.
There were calls from the very vocal Ashford support for a red card to be
shown, but Welford was running away from the goal at the time, so the colour of
the card shown was always going to be yellow.
Shaun’s
first task was to trot across the eight-lane running track to retrieve the ball,
but, once he had returned with it and placed it on the spot, he stuck it away
with what has become a trademark penalty – low and hard to the ‘keeper’s right,
hitting the corner of the net knee high.
The
opening goal settled some Ashford nerves in the crowd, but, on the pitch, the
team failed to add to the score during the remainder of the first half. In
fact, the game became scrappier as half time approached – although there was a
distinct sense that the visitors were more than happy to sit on the lead. Nothing
was getting through Ashford’s midfield, Pat Kingwell got his head to anything
that came near him in the air and George Kamurasi was untroubled in goal.
The
general sloppiness and sleepiness continued in the early part of the second
half, and there continued to be few alarms for the Ashford defence. The one
chance that Croydon did have was when their centre-forward used his pace to
round Richard Avery, but Big George came out and made an excellent save, taking
the ball cleanly from the man’s feet.
Danny
Lye made a couple of substitutions, fairly close together, either side of the
hour mark. After 56 minutes, Adrianho was replaced by Matt Day. Then, after 61
minutes, David Botterill replaced Ben Davisson, who looked like he might have
picked up an injury.
The
succession of long throws from Shaun Welford came at about this time, all bar
one of them from near to the corner flag on the right. There were at least half
a dozen of them, each one being launched into the Croydon goalmouth, having the
clear intention of putting pressure on the stand-in ‘keeper – and each one of
them failing to produce a goal. The closest that this tactic came to bearing
fruit was in the 66th minute, when Matt Day rose high, at the far
post, to meet a headed flick-on, but he could do no more than head the ball
against that post, from point-blank range.
It
was Dave Botterill’s wand of a left foot that set up Ashford’s second goal, in
the 69th minute, but not before there was a moment of farce, when
the referee, either on his own or in collaboration with his lino, changed his
mind about which side a corner should be taken from. It was not at all out of
character with the pace, and nature, of the game that several seconds seeped
away as Botterill made his way from the corner flag on the right side of the
pitch, to the corner flag on the left. Anyway, the cross from Botts was met by
the head of Stuart West, who came charging in, ramming the ball into the top
corner of the goal.
That
really was the clincher for Ashford, as the home side never looked like
reducing the deficit. And this was in spite of the fact that star striker Jeff
Duah-Kessie switched from his goalkeeping duties to play as a striker, being
replaced by a considerably shorter outfield colleague.
This
is actually the first time that I have seen this happen in a game of football,
and I’m not sure what the relevant law says about the goalkeeper’s attire in
this situation. Although the two players swapped shirts, JD-K continued to wear
black shorts and orange socks, whilst his teammates were in royal blue shorts
and light blue sockies. It didn’t make much difference, and the referee seemed
unconcerned, but I just wonder what the situation would have been if
Duah-Kessie had started the game in all bright pink, or dayglow green.
More
to the point, it was the switch to a more vertically-challenged, and presumably
less experienced, goalie that played a part in Ashford’s third goal, and
Welford’s second. David Botterill supplied a long, searching, diagonal cross,
from a free-kick, and Welford simply rose above the approaching goalie, who had
rushed out of his goal in vain, and planted his header into an empty net. In
fact, this was very much a carbon copy of the goal that Welfs scored a
fortnight ago, to win the Kent Senior Trophy for Ashford – except that the
cross came from the left, instead of the right.
That
third goal came in the 81st minute, and there were 91 minutes up, on
my watch, when Welford completed his hat-trick. Again, it was a deep cross from
the left that set up the chance, which Shaun, unmarked beyond the far post,
headed back into the penalty area. There, he found David Botterill, who manoeuvred
the ball back to him. From close range, Welfs lashed the ball into the roof of
the net, with a shot that was as ruthless as it was unstoppable.
That’s
now 45 goals for the season for the big fella, and his fourth hat-trick. Your
defence should indeed be terrified – Shaun Welford’s on fire !
This
is also a reminder of a very important sub-plot to the promotion campaign, as Shaun
has, for some time, been on course to break Stuart Zanone’s record for the most
goals in a season for Ashford. Stuart’s record stands at 47, which he achieved
in the 2014-15 season. So Welford needs to score three goals against Rochester
United, next Saturday, to break that record – but he needs EIGHT to break
Stuart’s record for the most goals scored for Ashford in a match !
But
the main issue concerns the SCEFL Championship, and promotion to the Isthmian
League. Although this was an awful, painfully one-sided match, which was a
pretty poor advert for Step 5 football, Ashford United did a thoroughly solid
job in securing all three points. Down in Sussex, Crowborough again managed to
scrape through their match, scoring the only goal from the penalty spot, against
ten-man Beckenham Town, meaning that The Nuts & Bolts still need three
points against Rochester United to be sure of Ashford’s first title since
Clement Attlee was Prime Minister. (That’s actually quite an appropriate
remark, as Attlee is almost certainly the only Prime Minister of Great Britain
to have played nonleague football – he played for Fleet Town !).
Without
wishing to tempt fate, I would be very surprised, (not to say devastated), if
the lads were to let their grip on the title slip now – not because they beat
Rochester 0-8 in the corresponding fixture, but because the focus appears to be
very strong now. This was very apparent in the way in which the whole squad
went about their business today. Also, as the players made their way, in ones
and twos, from the changing room to the bar, which is situated just outside the
Arena, they all repeated the same mantra: “Just one more game. Just one more
game”.
And,
finally, an apology for the absence of fine detail in this report, and for my
failure to identify one or two of the Croydon players. That’s because, on a day
that otherwise went absolutely swimmingly, Your Correspondent managed to leave
his notebook and team sheets behind on the train, when he got off at Milton
Keynes.