Saturday, 25 March 2017

Sevenoaks Town v Ashford United. Southern Counties East League. 25th of March 2017.



Sevenoaks Town    4

Ashford United    0

 

From Ashford United’s Milton Keynes Correspondent



Today marked the start of eight days that would probably define Ashford United’s season. All things considered, it’s been yet another great season for the Club and its supporters. We went into the morning of the match on top of the Southern Counties East Football League, with seven league games remaining, having won 24 of our 31 matches. In the process, we’d scored 97 goals. That’s one more win, and two more goals, than we managed during the whole of last season.
Usually, a record like that is enough to see a club well clear at the top of a league table, but we seem to be imprisoned in a recurring nightmare, where, no matter how well we play, and how many games we win, there is one other team that appears destined to do even better. Having suffered this fate for three successive seasons, at the hands of Whyteleafe, Phoenix Sports and Greenwich Borough, our tormentors this time around have been Crowborough Athletic – who finished in a distant seventh place last season.
Before a surprise 1-0 defeat at Bearsted, a fortnight ago, Ashford United had put together a run of 14 wins from 15 league games. Meanwhile, The Crows, as if sustained by some kind of black magic, had reeled off a sequence of 19 wins and a draw, from 20 league games. How can mortal men overcome such relentless consistency ?  Crowborough did show the semblance of a wobble towards the end of their FA Vase run, with four defeats in five games – but, alas, all four losses were in cup ties. In the SCEFL, Crowborough had not lost a game since the 3rd of September.
That pattern has finally been broken, over the past two weeks, with Ashford following the loss at Bearsted by being held to a draw, at home, by Croydon Athletic. Crowborough, too, drew at home – to Deal Town. Then, last Tuesday evening, Ashford regained the winning thread with a 3-1 home victory over Hollands & Blair, whilst The Crows’ long unbeaten run in the league was finally ended, with a 0-1 defeat at home to the other Croydon.
The outcome of that synchronised wobbling is that, this morning, Crowborough trailed Ashford by one point, but with a game in hand.
One thing that should not be lost sight of is that the race for the SCEFL championship does not involve just the two horses, with today’s opponents, Sevenoaks Town, just six points behind Ashford, in third. Next Saturday will see the big Ashford United v Crowborough Athletic showdown, so, with one or both teams dropping points in that one, The Oaks still have a chance to get amongst the top two.
To add to the excitement of the next eight days, in between the two crucial league Saturdays, Ashford and Sevenoaks will meet again, on Tuesday, in the second leg of the League Cup semi-final. With Ashford already through to the Final of the Kent Senior Trophy, a cynic might suggest that victory on Tuesday would provide the opportunity for the still-young club to have its most successful year to date – by being runners-up in three competitions in the season, instead of two. But I was born an optimist, and I have faith that Danny Lye and the boys will finally win some silverware of some sort this season.  
I enjoy visiting Sevenoaks. Greatness Park is quite a picturesque venue, with a high, grassy bank on one side, where dog walkers often stand and stare at the football for a few minutes. I have made the trip on each of the previous two seasons. The previous occasion was some 18 months ago – October 2015 – when we beat The Oaks 0-3 in the Second Round of the Kent Senior Trophy. One noteworthy aspect of that game was that Big George Kamurasi made his début for Ashford. I remember that there was a problem in that the Club had been unable to supply a pair of shorts large enough for George. (I report that fact, but make no further comment !).
I also remember that match for my dismay at seeing both Stuart Zanone and Adrian Stone – two of my most sacred Ashford heroes – in the Sevenoaks forward line against us. Happily, Adrianho is now back at Ashford.
The game I saw here the season before that was the league match in which Paul Chambers’ side were very grateful to scrape a 2-2 draw. Stuart Zanone was playing for us, on that occasion, on his way to setting a new Ashford record of 47 goals in a season. His partner up front, that day, was Andy Irvine, (who got our equaliser). To complete the circular nature of the non-league bubble, it was Irvine who scored Bearsted’s goal in their victory over Ashford a fortnight ago – and he has since joined Sevenoaks.
Irvine was in the starting line-up for The Oaks this afternoon, but only made it as far as the 54th minute, before having to go off with a leg injury. George Kamurasi was missing for Ashford, along with Club Captain Stuart West and winger Rory Hill, all of them, I gather, suspended.  
George’s replacement in goal was Adam Highsted, who, according to a little research I’ve done, is currently on the books of Canvey Island, of the Isthmian Premier Division. Adam has also played for Ramsgate and Whyteleafe, (and supports Ipswich Town and shows signs of being Irish). He is obviously a decent ‘keeper, and it was certainly not his fault that Ashford lost 4-0, this afternoon.
Pat Kingwell captained the side, today, and played in central defence, alongside Joe Vines. George Savage and Frazer Walker were the full-backs. In the absence of Rory Hill, I expected Jason Goodchild to play as his replacement, wide on the left, but Jason actually seemed to have a fairly free role in midfield, with Ben Davisson and Richard Avery. Ryan Palmer was the only recognisable wide player. Palms showed his usual array of tricks and dribbling skills, but invariably seemed to have the ball in too deep a position to be able to hurt the opposition. Adrianho played up front with Shaun Welford, who scored his 75th goal for Ashford United on Tuesday – his 38th of the season.
The substitutes were named as Luke Eldridge, Danny Lye, Dave Botterill, Aaron Lee-Wharton and someone with a surname sounding like “Howard”. (I was relying on a single PA announcement, which was gabbled off fairly quickly). So there doesn’t seem to be a great deal of depth in the squad, at the moment, and I am a bit concerned that Dave Botterill, who has looked one of our best players this season, has, of late, been dressed more like a member of the coaching staff than a player ready to come on.
I mentioned recurring nightmares earlier. Well, Ashford’s travelling fans lived through one of those, almost as soon as the referee blew his whistle to start the game. It was that bad dream where everything that can go wrong does go wrong. Normally reliable players made horrendous mistakes, one after the other, and the opposition just seemed to walk the ball into the net, with our heroes apparently powerless to stop them. In fairness to the lads, this particular nightmare cannot be described as “recurring”, as poor performances have been extremely rare over the past few seasons. That fact added to the sense of unreality, as Sevenoaks made a mockery of Ashford’s league position by easing into a 3-0 lead in the first ten minutes, and they should have scored a fourth, just five minutes later.
I don’t have a second hand on my watch, but I reckon that the first torpedo to hit the hull of the Ashford ship must have made contact after about 40 seconds. Everything began promisingly, with Ashford launching an attack, from right to left. But then there was a whole litany of errors by yellow-shirted players. It began with Ryan Palmer being caught in possession, deep inside the Sevenoaks half. The ball was then played forward in the channel, towards the right corner flag. Pat Kingwell chased this down, and seemed to have the situation well under control, (as he usually does), but, on this occasion, he was easily shrugged off the ball by Andy Irvine. As Irvs fed the ball into the penalty area, Joe Vines failed to make what would have been a very important tackle. The ball was then squared to Kieron McCann, who couldn’t miss from six yards.
The situation became more serious for Ashford after nine minutes, when Oaks doubled their lead. A long ball found the head of Andy Irvine, who appeared to be completely unmarked. Irvine did what he does best – he nodded the ball down to a team-mate. This was Joe Bingham, who cut inside and comfortably tucked a right-footed shot into the corner of the net.
Could things possibly get worse ?  Well, they did. Just a minute later, George Savage effected an excellent tackle, inside his own half, close to the by-line. It was a tackle that deserved to foil that particular Sevenoaks attack, but, instead, the ball went straight to an Oaks player. His shot, from close range, was actually well saved by the diving Highsted, but the ball went straight onto the head of Harrison Carnegie, who calmly nodded it into the empty net.
By this time, I was expecting to wake up at any moment, but the dream sequence continued. In the 15th minute, Kieron McCann chased a clearance down the left flank. He crossed the ball, and, of course, Andy Irvine was in the centre, in a large gap between two Ashford defenders. Irvs should have made it 4-0, but he somehow managed to blast the ball high over the bar, from six yards.
There was no shortage of effort from Ashford, but nothing seemed to be clicking. When the lads tried to pass the ball around, things didn’t quite work out, with the ball either being played just behind a player, or just running away, into touch. When the long-ball game was employed – which was most often – then that didn’t meet with any success either. This tactic was not helped by the fact that Ashford played into a strong, chilly breeze in the first half. In fact, the wind was strong enough to blow a high clearance back in the direction from whence it came, before it landed. The visitors had a few corners, and there were some long throw-ins from Shaun Welford, but all the noisy Ashford support had to cheer were two particularly good tackles by George Savage.
That was until the 29th minute. Ben Davisson, very much the leader of Ashford’s midfield, took a free-kick, about half-way inside the home side’s half, in a central position. His floated ball forward was met by the bald pate of Joe Vines, who looped a header over Sevenoaks ‘keeper Rob French. Shaun Welford and Adrianho, with an Oaks defender sandwiched between them, both attacked the ball at the near post. It was Welford’s head that made contact with the ball, but he could do no more than nod it against the post, from point blank range.
Sevenoaks’ response was to launch a counter-attack – which they are well-equipped to do, with their speedy forwards. This time, it was McCann who led the charge, down the left. He cut inside, bringing the ball onto his right foot, but his low shot went straight at Highsted.
Although there were questions to be answered by all of Ashford’s defence, today, Joe Vines has shown himself, during his brief time with the Club, to be a useful attacking presence in the opposition’s penalty area. In the 31st minute, he rose well to connect with a cross that came in from the left wing, finding Adrian Stone, in the centre, but Adrianho sliced his first-time volley high into the breeze. Vines’ head was in action again, just a minute later, but this time on the edge of the Ashford penalty area. The ball skidded off it, into the path of Harrison Carnegie, but the wide man, who we remember tormenting us in the colours of Phoenix Sports, a few years ago, sliced his shot wide.
In the 38th minute, shortly after Jason Goodchild had been booked for what looked to be a fairly innocuous foul, a long ball from the Sevenoaks half was nodded on, into the Ashford penalty area. In keeping with the way things happened, this afternoon, Joe Bingham raced onto this ahead of the Ashford defenders, who were grateful for the new goalie rushing out to make a good save.
It was fairly telling that, at the other end, Rob French had not had to make a save during the first half, and, with Sevenoaks looking a constant danger on the break, the scoreline might have been even more dismissive than 3-0.
The sole consolation for Ashford hearts, at the break, was that Crowborough Athletic were trailing 1-0 to Croydon Athletic at half time.
By all accounts, Danny Lye had a quiet word with the lads, during the interval. Whether this had any impact is hard to say, but there is just the possibility that Shaun Welford might have sparked a revival if he had converted a good chance in the third minute of the second half. A clearance from Rob French was headed straight back by Ashford’s midfield, and, for once, things ran perfectly for Ashford, as the ball bounced conveniently into Welford’s path. Instantly having a one-on-one situation with the goalkeeper, Welfs hit his shot superbly, and it was heading into the roof of the net, but French Rob made a great save, tipping the ball over the bar. Magnifique ! 
A minute later, Richard Avery, who otherwise looked particularly unconvincing today, hit a shot, from just outside the area, which deflected off a defender and just skimmed the top of the crossbar. But Ashford never looked like getting back into this game. This was in spite of Danny Lye’s tactical switch, in the 59th minute, when he replaced George Savage with Luke Eldridge, leaving just three at the back. George had been one of two players who had actually impressed for Ashford, this afternoon. The other one was left-back Frazer Walker, who now went across to play on the right side of the back three. There was even the brief experiment of dropping Richard Avery into the centre of defence and pushing Pat Kingwell up front – but nothing worked.
In truth, much of my attention, during the second half, was focused on the Crowborough Athletic Twitter feed, which was giving score updates from South London. (The Crows equalised early in the second half, thanks to a début goal from Eddie Smith, a striker that they have recruited, on loan, from Farnborough).
I am not going to blame the referee for Ashford’s demise, but he did make quite a few strange decisions, during the game. I have already mentioned Jason Goodchild being yellow carded fairly harshly, in my view – well, the ref’s second victim was Sevenoaks’ Kieron McCann, for what looked a fairly tame push on Jason. But there were more cards to come – the next being a yellow one shown to Ryan Palmer, for a foul.
In the 69th minute, Adrianho showed a good piece of skill, bringing the ball down neatly, on the edge of the home side’s area, before turning and shooting in one movement, but French made a comfortable save. A minute later, seconds after coming on as a substitute for Yacine Gnahore, Francisco Mbela very nearly added a fourth goal for the home side, heading a cross from the right wing against the foot of the post.
Sevenoaks did make it 4-0 in the 80th minute. The ball was allowed to run through into the Ashford penalty area, and, although Adam Highsted initially appeared to have the situation well under control, the pacy Byron Walker, who had replaced Andy Irvine, in the 54th minute, got to the ball before him. Highsted attempted a desperate clearance, but this turned out to be a complete “air shot”, as he missed the ball and kicked Walker up in the air. It was, of course, a stone-cold penalty, and it looked an equally obvious red card – but, for some reason, the referee pulled out a yellow card, instead.
There was no doubt about how Joe Bingham took the penalty, however, as he thumped it hard, into the corner of the net.
So that was the end of the scoring, this afternoon, but not the end of Ashford’s misery, by any means. With a minute of normal time remaining, Ben Davisson received a yellow card, following a harmless-looking infringement. In fairness to the referee, the card was not necessarily shown for that offence alone, as the caution might have been for an accumulation of offences, or for Ben’s reaction to being penalised. (He often has an opinion on a decision). However, the real damage was done fully four minutes into injury time, when Davisson was shown a second yellow, and then a red, card. I didn’t see what happened, but I heard somebody say, after the game, that Ben had “kicked out” at an opponent. If that’s the case, then he was fortunate that the referee did not show him a straight red card. Either way, it is likely that the subsequent suspension will prove costly for Ashford, at such a crucial stage of the season, as Ben is such an important player for the team.
In between the two Davisson yellow cards, I should say that Adam Highsted pulled off an excellent save, to prevent a 5-0 scoreline. The match had just entered the first minute of injury time, when Pat Kingwell was dispossessed by Francisco Mbela, just inside the Ashford half. (Pat did many good things, today, and often looked typically classy and composed, but he lost the ball more times this afternoon than I normally see in a season). Mbela fed the ball through to Byron Walker, who was in acres of space and had just the ‘keeper to beat – but Highsted did his job well, diving at Walker’s feet.
The Crowborough and Croydon Athletic game ended up as a 1-1 draw. That means that the irony of today’s terrible result, and quite dreadful performance, is that Ashford remain in the driving seat for the SCEFL championship, in as much as things are still in their own hands. Quite simply, the situation remains that Ashford will win the title if they win their remaining six league games. In that sense, we have managed to get through a very tricky fixture “unscathed”.
What is more worrying is the manner of today’s defeat. Ashford were unable to lay a glove on Sevenoaks, in spite of having played so well, by all accounts, last Tuesday. Maybe a certain element of fatigue was to blame for today’s performance ?  Well, if that’s the case, then the omens are not good for next Saturday’s crucial game against Crowborough, because there will be no opportunity to soft pedal in the SCEFL League Cup Semi-Final Second Leg on Tuesday.
What is certain is that, with today’s deserved victory, Sevenoaks have put themselves firmly in the promotion picture, now trailing Ashford by just three points, having played the same number of games.

Sunday, 26 February 2017

Cray Valley PM v Ashford United. Southern Counties East Football League. 26th of February 2017.



Cray Valley PM  2                

Ashford United 5

 

From Ashford United’s Milton Keynes Correspondent



On the final Sunday of February, I finally made it to a game - so Happy New Year, everyone ! - and this was our second game at Badgers Sports Ground, in Eltham, against Cray Valley Paper Mills in five days.  The first of these matches had been in the Quarter Finals of the Southern Counties East League Cup, on Wednesday night, when a below strength Ashford United side easily won the contest 0-2. Today, with Crowborough Athletic going back to the top of the SCEFL table with a 2-1 victory over Erith Town, the previous day, there were league points at stake, and so Danny Lye put out his strongest team, which meant four changes from the mid-week side.

In team-sheet order, the starting XI was: Big George, Ryan James, Frazer Walker, Dave Botterill, Stuart West, Pat Kingwell, Ryan Palmer, Ben Davisson, Shaun Welford, Adrian Stone, Rory Hill. On the bench were strikers Brett Ince, Jason Goodchild and Luke Eldridge, along with Dan Stubbs and Harry Lavender, who made his debut, here, last Wednesday.

Cray Valley have, in the past, been a bit of a bogey side for Ashford United. In our first season in the SCEFL (2013-14), The Millers held us to a 1-1 draw at Homelands, then beat us home and away the following season (0-1 and 3-2); then, in the second game of the 2015-16 season, they thrashed us 5-1, at Badgers, in the FA Cup, which was a defeat that cost Paul Chambers his job as Manager. Since then, however, under Danny Lye, things had been different, with Ashford winning all four encounters, with the scores being 0-5, 1-0, 2-0 and 0-2. Furthermore, Cray Valley today met an Ashford side in a rich vein of form. Since losing 1-0 to Sheppey United on Boxing Day, Lye’s side had had a 100% record in the nine games played in 2017, scoring 30 goals and conceding just six. Everyone at Ashford United had also, very recently, been buoyed by a successful appeal to the FA to have its application for promotion to the Ryman League accepted.

The most important job for the visitors to do, this afternoon, was to persuade The Millers, early on, that there was going to be no prospect of any outcome other than a repeat of Wednesday night’s easy win. However, the opposite happened. Not only was the home team given the considerable encouragement of an early goal, but an incident on the stroke of half time meant that Cray Valley actually went in at the break with a one goal lead and with Ashford United reduced to ten men.

Although Ryan James wore the No.2 shirt, he actually seemed to have been given a fairly free role in midfield – and it was Rory Hill who, not for the first time this season, was most often seen in the right-back position, so he had clearly been given the job of wing-back. It was when dropping back into this area, to collect the ball from George Kamurasi, as early as the sixth minute, that Rory made a considerable rick, which led to Cray’s first goal. Taking far too long on the ball, Hill’s attempt at a long ball up-field was easily charged down by Aaron Rhule. Catching up with the ball near the by-line, Rhule’s cross into the centre came off Stuart West’s right foot and up onto his arm, and Referee Chris Myatt had no hesitation in pointing to the spot from which three penalties were to be taken, this afternoon. Up stepped Millers’ captain Jason Thompson, who hit a well-struck shot low, into the corner of the net, in spite of Big George diving the right way and almost getting a hand to the ball.

Throughout the first half, both before and after the opening goal, Ashford, kicking up the slope, but with a strong breeze behind them, were well on top, both in terms of possession and territorial advantage, and it was not long before the visitors were level. In the tenth minute, after a good, flowing move – and shortly after Ryan Palmer had seen a long-range shot saved by Jordan Carey, at his near post – Rory Hill sent in a deep cross which just eluded the head of Ryan James. Evidently, the ball had taken a deflection from a Cray Valley player, as a corner was awarded, on the left. Ben Davisson’s first cross was cleared, but the ball was soon returned into the home side’s penalty area, travelling all the way through to the far corner of the six-yard box, where Stuart West stuck the ball firmly into the net, with his right foot. Although the Ashford captain hasn’t been anything like as prolific for us as he was for Hollands & Blair, his previous club, this was his fourth goal of the season.

It was pretty much all Ashford for the remainder of the half, particularly for the next five minutes, with the visitors bombarding The Millers’ penalty area with a succession of corners and Shaun Welford long throws – but there was a shortage of clear-cut chances, and any shots on goal were weak. In fact, Jordan Carey, in the Cray goal, had little to do, up to half time, except make some regulation stops which amounted to little more than back-passes.

In spite of the distinct lack of “end-product”, there was little to bother Ashford, as it seemed to be just a matter of time before they would take a decisive lead, until Stuart West received a yellow card in the 38th minute. This was for a late tackle, near the left touchline. This seemed a little harsh, given that it was West’s first foul in the game – but the presence of a man with a clip board, wearing an FA-branded coat, in the stand, might have influenced Mr Myatt’s decision. But the real cost of the incident was felt, by Ashford, some eight minutes later. With just over 45 minutes played, according to my watch, the usually flawless Pat Kingwell was, for once, caught in possession, deep inside his own half. With Enoch Adjei now clean through on goal, West came across and brought him down, right on the edge of the penalty area. There was a strong case for the Ashford skipper receiving a straight red card, but Myatt instead showed Stuart a yellow one, followed by a red.

Worse was to follow for Ashford, as Jason Thompson scored the best goal of the game, from the resulting free-kick. Because the kick was so close to the goal, in a fairly central position, it was not easy for the home captain to get the ball over the defensive wall and then under the bar, but he did so superbly, curling the ball into the top, far corner, giving George Kamurasi no chance.

So the visitors somehow managed to find themselves trailing at the break, after a half that they had completely dominated – and there was the real prospect that the race for the SCEFL title, and that one, precious promotion place, might take a decisive turn.

The fact that Ashford were able to turn the game around fairly readily, with four second half goals, and with just ten men, against the eighth-placed club in the division, speaks loudly about the gulf in standard that appears to exist between the top three or four SCEFL teams and the remainder. In fact, without the errors of judgement at the beginning and the end of the first half, a 0-6 score-line would have been a distinct possibility, and would not have flattered the visitors. However, the turnaround did not happen immediately, with the home side starting the second half on the front foot, and winning a couple of corners and a free kick – all of which were taken by their skipper, Jason Thompson. It was from the second of these corners that The Millers had a decent chance to extend their lead, with centre-forward Scott Riley getting to the ball ahead of George Kamurasi, but heading just over the bar.

Ashford’s enforced reorganisation had seen Ryan James dropping back into a back three that also included Pat Kingwell, (who had been passed the captain’s arm band), and Frazer Walker. That gave Rory Hill more freedom to go forward, and his run into the Cray Valley penalty box set up a half-chance for Adrianho, who rather scuffed his shot wide, in the 54th minute, albeit with the consolation of winning a corner. It took a couple of minutes for the corner, on the left, to be taken, as Cray’s Ryan Fowler was down in the area, receiving treatment - Fowler was obviously quite seriously hurt, as he had to limp off immediately, to be replaced by Chandler Kasai. The game had entered the 56th minute when Ben Davisson eventually swung the ball into the Cray Valley goalmouth, where Shaun Welford came charging in, barely inconvenienced by any marking, to head the ball into the corner of the net.

Having equalised, a few misplaced passes, a few off-sides and a scrappy period of play caused Ashford’s charge to stall a little, and it was the home side that had the next clear chance to score. In the 62nd minute, an unnecessary foul by Frazer Walker on Adjei gave Jason Thompson the opportunity to show his dead-ball skills again. With the free-kick near the corner of the penalty area, Thompson had the choice of going for goal or curling in a cross. In the event, he whipped in a fast, curling ball into the Ashford goalmouth, which might have been awkward for George Kamurasi if David Botterill had not bravely got his head to the ball, putting it behind, for a corner. The always excellent Botts was also there to head the resulting corner clear – but not before Thompson had walked across to take the kick with the measured pace of a pall bearer. In fact, throughout the second half, the home side very clearly appeared to take as much time out of the game as possible at every dead-ball situation, and every time that goalkeeper Carey had possession of the ball – which was probably a reflection of how they had rated their own chances of hanging on to their first-half lead.

Ashford took the lead, for the first time in the game, about mid-way through the second period. In the 66th minute, a long throw from Shaun Welford wasn’t cleared by The Millers’ defence, and Adrianho’s shot from close range was blocked on the line, clearly by a hand, given that a penalty was awarded immediately. There was then a very lengthy and confusing period of play (or lack of it) as Referee Myatt called both left-back Danny Smith and Jason Thompson over to him. First, the Ref booked Smith, and then he showed Thompson a red card. From that, I would guess that Smith was booked for dissent, whilst Thompson was sent off for handling the ball on the line – but it might have been the other way around !  Anyway, the result was that the home skipper was sent trudging back to the dressing room, giving the unusual statistic of both captains in the match scoring a goal and then getting sent off.

Play was then held up for a lengthy debate, led by Jordan Carey, about where the penalty spot actually was. Then the lino on the far side called the Ref over to tell him of something that someone on the Cray Valley bench had said – and so Mr Myatt went off to the touchline to have a word, pointing a threatening finger in the direction of the changing rooms, but otherwise taking no action. After further discussions about the location of the penalty spot, it was fully five minutes before Shaun Welford was able to take the spot kick, and he thumped the ball home with his usual unstoppable power and accuracy. Carey, like Kamurasi earlier, dived the right way, but had no chance of keeping the ball out.

Just three minutes later, Shaun Welford latched onto a through-ball and it looked odds-on that he was going to complete his hat-trick, with only the goalkeeper to beat. He pushed the ball past the on-rushing Carey, who sent him crashing to the turf. It was a stone cold penalty, and it seemed likely that the ‘keeper would become the third player to be shown a red card, (in what was never a dirty or ill-tempered game), but the Ref decided that a yellow card was appropriate. Up stepped Welford to take the penalty. Surely, this would be his hat-trick, now ?!  No !  Amazingly, Shaun thumped his penalty attempt against the crossbar – but Adrian Stone was first to react, and got to the rebound before the Cray Valley defenders, took one touch and then tucked the ball into the net, off the post.

G-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-L !!  A-d-r-i-a-a-a-a-a-n-h-o-o-o-o-o-o-o !!

So that made the score 2-4, and there was just one more goal to come, in an incident-packed match – but the best piece of football in the entire afternoon came in the 77th minute. Pat Kingwell played a long ball forward to Adrianho, who expertly cushioned a header into the path of Ben Davisson. Ben hit an absolute screamer, and it would have ended up in the roof of the net, but for a brilliant save by Carey, who tipped the ball over the bar.

But Shaun Welford was not to be denied his third hat-trick of the season – and probably the umpteenth of his career – and it came in trademark Welford fashion, in the 79th minute. Dave Botterill, who, like Pat Kingwell, has a demeanour on the field that confirms that he has played at a higher level, whipped in a left-footed cross, from a corner on the right, which actually went straight into the net – although the Ref had already stopped play to have a word with a Cray Valley defender. So Botterill repeated the cross, and, this time, Welford charged in and headed home, from about three yards out, with the ‘keeper nowhere.

That was Shaun Welford’s 72nd goal for Ashford, and his 35th of the current season. That means that Welfs needs just 13 more goals, in a minimum of 14 matches, to break Stuart Zanone’s iconic all-time Ashford record of 47 in a season.

Once a three-goal cushion had been established, Danny Lye took the opportunity to make some substitutions, with Dan Stubbs replacing Rory Hill in the 80th minute and Luke Eldridge being sent on in place of Adrianho in the 83rd minute. Shaun Welford was eventually substituted with 90 minutes of normal time completed – shortly after he had come close to scoring his fourth goal, and Ashford’s sixth, with a great header from a Ben Davisson corner, only to see his effort, from 15 yards out, saved by Carey. Welford’s substitution gave Brett Ince the opportunity to play out the six minutes that the Referee added on at the end.

So The Nuts & Bolts went back to the top of the SCEFL, although, in spite of having won 21 of their 26 league games so far, they still have plenty of work to do to finish ahead of Crowborough Athletic, who are just a point behind, with a game in hand.

One other point about Ashford’s two matches against Cray Valley PM this week is that the two sides are due to meet in the Final of the Kent Senior Trophy, on the 9th of April – and, on the evidence of this week’s matches, it is difficult to imagine The Millers preventing Ashford United from winning their first silverware.